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Hismith logo: stylised purple ‘H’ and black ‘SMITH’Birty Dird sex machines

Elevate your solo or partnered play with our curated selection of Birty Dird Hismith sex machines—engineered for reliability, comfort and hands-free fun. Whether you’re exploring new sensations on your own or inviting a partner in on the action, these machines deliver consistent, customisable thrusts so you can focus entirely on pleasure.

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Precision Control

From a gentle glide to a power-packed pulse, adjust speed and stroke depth with a simple dial or app control.

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Modular Attachments

Compatible with a wide range of dildos and accessories, so you can mix and match to explore what feels best.

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Whisper-Quiet Motor

Discreet enough for apartments or shared living—enjoy your sessions without drawing attention.

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Why Choose Birty Dird?

NZ Owned, Kiwi Support. Discreet Packaging & Shipping. Premium, Body-Safe Materials. Effortless Ordering & Delivery

Here at Birty Dird we reckon exploring pleasure should feel as good as the toys themselves. Whether you’re sneaking a browse over your cuppa or in your pyjamas at night, enjoy your shopping—A plain, unmarked box waiting at your door, we’ve sorted everything to keep it fuss-free, private and totally anonymous. Be yourself, shop in your own time, and leave the judgements at the gate. Go on… Play.

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Discover companions crafted for authenticity, comfort and versatility. Our silicone sex dolls bring a lifelike touch to your pleasure routine, with options to suit every preference and experience level.

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